By Dan Zen (more)
See earlier episodes at http://danzen.com/yogatales where you have joined a Social Yoga club in an old brick factory. You are at your first session with Soyos guiding Newyos and you are definitely a Newyoyo! You have managed to be duped into sitting with the Nerdyos but hey, that always works out for the best in the movies - why not the pseudo-interactive industry?